So right now I’m back in my hometown, Leicester. Yesterday the NHS took me into the lovely Leicester Royal Infirmary hospital, so they could shoot a load of lasers and shit into my head to find out if my brain was about to explode.

Turns out that I DON’T have a brain tumour (which they had previously suggested a couple of months ago,) and that is pretty fucking rad news indeed. For me, at least. To make things even better, I’m currently sat outside in THE SUN listening to this absolute hit by Mika Miko (RIP.) More importantly than ALL of this though, right now I’m wearing my shortest cut off shorts, and I’m still actually uncomfortably hot. Summer officially starts today for me. Life IS alright!